'Nightmare of odors': Hilarious one-star reviews for Texas’ top attractions

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From the Alamo to the Fort Worth Stockyards, here's what Texas' least impressed visitors...

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“For those of us not from Texas your time would be better spent hunting down the place with the best margaritas.”People enjoy the San Antonio River Walk through downtown, Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2022, in San Antonio, TX.“Just got back from the dirtiest, worst smelling BOG in the country! Even NOLA isn't that bad!”“The riverwalk is a horrendous nightmare of odors, walking hazards, and crappy restaurants.

“Mostly a sparse collection of poorly executed child button pressing exercises and poster board presentations. They need to get the NASA engineers or PhDs to reimagine the place, because it’s just a turd all around.” “Is this the best that the government can come up with? I mean, this is NASA for cryin’ out loud, they put a man on the moon.”A falcon flies over the Chisos Basin on October 16, 2016 in the Big Bend National Park in West Texas.“The lizards were not friendly.”“I honestly had to go back and read about why Enchanted Rock was so enchanting… it’s a round rock/mountain.”The Texas State Capitol in Austin on Tuesday, March 30, 2021.“No Ann Richards or Rick Perry shot glasses in the gift shop.

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