What kind of chip are you based on your zodiac sign?

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What kind of chip are you based on your zodiac sign?
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It’s National Chip and Dip day. Which chip should your zodiac sign dip, which bag should you snag, and which snack should you pack?

are ruled by the sun and their season encompasses the deep heat of summer. In kind, SunChips taste like a farmer’s market fart. Leos are warm and well intentioned with shaky follow through and SunChips tried like hell to brand themselves as “green” but have since rolled back their compostable bag initiative.

Virgos are ever pushing towards perfection and there has never been a more triumphant triangle than the Cool Ranch Dorito.are efficient and this chip tastes like its already been baptized by dip and chemical gold dust. Add to it that that Doritos were invented by enterprising Virgo named Arch West. When West died, he had a proper corn chip sendoff, with mourners sprinkling triangles of triumph over his casket. Rest in flour.

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