SNL cold open skewers kooky GOP candidates Dr. Oz, Herschel Walker, and Kari Lake
“A second woman has now claimed you paid for her abortion, and your ex-wife has said you once held a gun to your head,” Woodruff asked Walker. “Why are millions of Georgia residents still voting for you?”
He continued, “Like the great Trump Donald said, I could pay for an abortion in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any votes!” As for Kari Lake’s appeal, the former newscaster and Obama supporter reasoned, “Because I’m normal, Judy. I’m just a regular hometown gal, constantly in soft focus, and lit like a ‘90s Cinemax softcore. And frankly, I’ve just clicked with the many wonderful, terrified elderly people here in Arizona, the Florida of the West. Also, I’m a fighter. In my life, I’ve sent back over 2,000 salads, and I’m not afraid to do the same thing with democracy.