Quiz: Can You Pass This Sex Ed Quiz In Post-Roe America?

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Quiz: Can You Pass This Sex Ed Quiz In Post-Roe America?
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Test your fornication knowledge to see if you can pass a sexual education quiz in post-Roe America.

A: For boys, it should be physically excruciating. Your penis should feel sore, raw, chafed, squeezed, and pummeled, and it should look like Evander Holyfield’s ear after Mike Tyson was done with him. Yes, sir, you’re in for a world of pain, and if you’re not leaving your first sexual encounter feeling like your johnson got run over by a car, fed into a wood chipper, and sent to die alone in a trench in World War I, you’re not doing it right.

A: For boys, it should be physically excruciating. Your penis should feel sore, raw, chafed, squeezed, and pummeled, and it should look like Evander Holyfield’s ear after Mike Tyson was done with him. Yes, sir, you’re in for a world of pain, and if you’re not leaving your first sexual encounter feeling like your johnson got run over by a car, fed into a wood chipper, and sent to die alone in a trench in World War I, you’re not doing it right.

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