'Forrest Gump is baby boomers' love letter to the smell of their own farts.'
"Don’t get me wrong — there’s plenty of good movie in there — but GOD. He survives a catastrophic failure in an aircraft in the first 10 minutes of the movie. At that point, I knew the stakes simply did not matter, and I was right.
I spent too much of it rolling my eyes for me to ever understand why so many respected filmmakers called it 'the return of cinema.' And if I have to hear 'Relax, it’s a movie' one more time — sorry, but I seem to remember actual high stakes in the original. Mav’s best friend died. Cut about 30 minutes of Tom Cruise cologne ads out of the flick, and maybe add real danger, THEN you’ve got 'cinema.
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