This November, J.D. Vance will be on the ballot to represent Ohio in the U.S. Senate. The Onion asked Ohioans why they are voting for the venture capitalist and author, and this is what they said.
“He represents exactly what I want my kids to grow up to be—someone who is rich and successful, gets out of Ohio, and then comes back to take advantage of us because he thinks we’re stupid and exploitable.
”Advertisement“Well, like most Americans, I have very little information about how our political system works, and he’s in the party that I’ve attached my identity to.”“Honestly, it’s pretty fucked up that he decided to convert to Catholicism as an adult, but at least he’s not a Jew or something.”
Argentina Últimas Noticias, Argentina Titulares
Similar News:También puedes leer noticias similares a ésta que hemos recopilado de otras fuentes de noticias.
J.D. Vance and Tim Ryan clash in Ohio Senate debate over who is 'moderate' and 'extreme'
Leer más »
Polygon Co-founder: Blockchains Do Not Solve Any New ProblemsPolygon $MATIC creator sandeepnailwal slams the criticism of 'imaginary' use cases for blockchains Polygon MATIC PolygonNews_ PolygonDaily 0xPolygonNews
Leer más »
An Engineer Explains the Toyota PriusAn Engineer Explains the Prius and why Toyota was unable to evolve this ground breaking technology into a Battery Electric Vehicle.
Leer más »
Mystified by your pandemic puppy? A new book offers fresh insights into canine behaviorIn “The Year of the Puppy: How Dogs Become Themselves,” dog cognition expert Dr. Alexandra Horowitz digs into puppy behavior to explain why our four-footed friends act the way they do.
Leer más »