Heckuva way to cut back on remote workers, though.
, a media outlet for architects, claimed that Elon Musk was moving Twitter's headquarters to Alcatraz Island, a former federal prison off the coast of San Francisco.
A number of people appeared to believe the article was real, with one Twitter user writing,"Geezus. Not a joke."Elon Musk, everybody's favorite eccentric billionaire, has done it again. This time, he's set his sights on the infamous Alcatraz island, which he plans to transform into a futuristic new Twitter headquarters. Yes, you read that right.
According to Musk, the move is all about efficiency."We need our most dedicated employees working around the clock to monetize Twitter," he declared in a recent press conference."And what better place to do that than a former prison? The isolation, the lack of distractions, it's perfect." But certain details of Musk's plan aren't as dystopian as you might fear, given the project's controversial context. He's promised to outfit the entire island with the latest and greatest technology, including self-driving golf carts and robot chefs."All employees who are willing to sign their life over to me deserve the best," he said."And that's what we're going to give them.
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