MILWAUKEE—Amid a continuing labor shortage impacting small towns and cities across the country, officials warned Wednesday that the inability to fill lifeguard positions could postpone thousands of sexual awakenings. “Without anyone jogging along the beach while their breasts move up and down in slow motion, we fear…
MILWAUKEE—Amid a continuing labor shortage impacting small towns and cities across the country, officials warned Wednesday that the inability to fill lifeguard positions could postpone thousands of sexual awakenings.
“Without anyone jogging along the beach while their breasts move up and down in slow motion, we fear that it could be months or even years before teens experience that first strange feeling that begins as a little tickle but grows into a robust feeling of their own sexuality,” said Milwaukee County Parks official Shannon Millard, who stated that with the difficulties the department was facing now, there was no way that 13-year-old boys could expect to fake drowning in order to receive...