An hour after he clicked 'buy now,' my husband came to a realization. A horrifying realization.
It has a little sticky-outty wand clearly meant to touch … areas other than your pelvic floor. It vibrates.I carted it and figured my husband would buy it when he saw it. This is how we work Amazon.My husband clicked buy on the sex toys.My MIL recently celebrated her 74th birthday. Happy birthday, MIL. 74! That’s a big one. I’d name her or her gift but then I’d have to enter the federal witness protection program. My husband bought her present on the same day he bought my sex toys.
Most Trusted Sibling almost wrecked their car laughing, then said, “Sorry. I’m in [insert anonymous city across anonymous state] on business. Try Sibling Who Mom Always Liked Better.” Immediate suspicion from his soon-to-be 74-year-old mother. Imagine her: small-boned, hair bobbed, impeccably dressed in Talbot’s to go nowhere. “Why shouldn’t I open it? What’s in it?”
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