Man Given 3 Months To Live Throws In One Or Two Non-Sexual Things To Do

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MILFORD, DE—Informed by doctors that he suffers from a terminal form of cancer and has only 12 weeks to live, local man Stephen Hewitt told reporters Wednesday that he plans to toss one or two non-sexual activities onto his list of things to do before he dies. “I could probably make room for a day trip to the Grand…

MILFORD, DE—Informed by doctors that he suffers from a terminal form of cancer and has only 12 weeks to live, local man Stephen Hewitt told reporters Wednesday that he plans to toss one or two non-sexual activities onto his list of things to do before he dies.

“I could probably make room for a day trip to the Grand Canyon or maybe squeeze in a World Series game, but it’ll be tough to do much more than that,” said the man who will otherwise be spending the remainder of his life gratifying every single sexual desire he has ever had. “I mean, I’d love to go to the Great Wall of China, but I’ve got a really packed schedule as it is. I’ll have to make some tough decisions.

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