In Defense of Tucker Carlson Touting ‘Testicle Tanning’

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In Defense of Tucker Carlson Touting ‘Testicle Tanning’
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Laugh if you want, but Tucker Carlson promoting “bromeopathic” testicle treatments instead of his political ideas would be a boon for society. _NYMarg writes

Photo: Fox News Here’s a sentence I did not expect I would ever type: I’m excited about “testicle tanning.” Or, more specifically, I’m excited about Tucker Carlson getting excited about “testicle tanning.”

This clip is even more thrilling than the second coming of the Ivan Drago training montage. Just as Rocky IV ended the Cold War, it has the potential to put an end to a terrible force threatening American society. Here’s why. This is true, but an hour of Carlson counseling American men who are worried they aren’t manly enough still seems less harmful than another installment of his documentary on how the Capitol riot was a false-flag operation.

Perhaps Kid Rock isn’t the only viewer who starts questioning this brand of “open-mindedness” when it requires you to start microwaving your nuts.

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