It’s the most wonderful time of the year to watch Megan Fox eat a guy’s face off.
Outside, the snow was falling and friends, relatives, neighbors, and people I had never seen before in my life were coming and going from my dad’s annual Christmas Eve open house. Inside, Megan Fox was biting a guy’s face off.was playing on a loop . The two-and-a-half-foot-tall fake tree whose implicit tragedy my father seemed oblivious to was on display atop a TV tray. The clam chowder and lobster bisque of a nominally Italian Christmas Eve congealed on the kitchen counter.
My bedroom, though, was a world apart. I was bundled under a comforter alongside my best friend and her two sisters, insulated from the festive ephemera. At least, I had been. Then Megan Fox turned into a demon and mauled a guy’s face, and my friend’s youngest sister shrieked loudly enough at the jumpscare to remind her parents, who were down the hall enjoying the open house, of our existence.
We were still kicking her under the blanket when my friend’s mom appeared in the doorway to corral them all to the car. December 24 was also the final day of Hanukkah that year, which meant my only ally during my family’s annual open house would be gone earlier than usual, as her family left to light the menorah. My heart plummeted but stopped short of hitting the ground when I remembered the movie paused behind me.
I watched their tail lights ride out of sight, then let the curtain on my bedroom window fall shut. Down the hall, George Bailey lassoed the moon. In my room, an unpaused Megan Fox, starring in the seminal holiday classicIt wasn’t the first time I spent a holiday in the soft embrace of the macabre, and it wouldn’t be the last. The holiday season has long felt fraught to me. Here’s why I watch horror to get through the most wonderful time of the year, and how it helps me cope.
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