“When you give a mom a cookie, it’d better be a pot cookie.”
If you give a mom a cookie, she’ll ask whether you remembered to turn the oven off after you baked it.
When she logs on to Amazon, she’ll feel guilty about using Amazon and decide to drive to the grocery store instead. After all, she’s never heard of a store-bought candle exploding. When she calls the café from outside the grocery store, a barista will tell her that, yes, of course he remembers her. She was the one whose yogurt spilled all over the inside of her bag, so she needed, like, a hundred napkins.
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