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I Would Give Up A Butt Cheek for Sebastian Stan

Fresh’s Daisy Edgar Jones, and Marvel’s Sebastian Stan. both cheekily and terrifyingly, presents an all-too-familiar tale: Say, you’re about to meet some random from a dating app for drinks for the first time; your friends ask for his Instagram, but you patiently explain he’s not on social media. “Probably a serial killer,” they respond, “lol maybe a cannibal.” Enter Stan as Steve, a plastic surgeon by day and psychotic cannibal-slash-harvester of young women’s meat by night.

As I pondered the last question, I looked internally and found myself answering it with yet another question: What do I, gazing into the depths of Stan’s steely, blue eyes, mentally tracing his Winter Soldier abs, I found myself thinking... Maybe I, after seducing Edgar Jones’ Noa, Steve predictably locks her in a basement cell and reveals his diabolical plan to slowly harvest meat from her body.

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