Bird Would Give Up Flying In Heartbeat For One Ride On Lime Scooter

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Bird Would Give Up Flying In Heartbeat For One Ride On Lime Scooter
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DETROIT—Gazing down with envy at the docking station as it fantasized about how much greater life could be, a local sparrow confirmed Monday it would give up flying in a heartbeat for one ride on a Lime scooter. “Don’t get me wrong, flight’s fine, but zipping around town on one of those things would be awesome,” said…

DETROIT—Gazing down with envy at the docking station as it fantasized about how much greater life could be, a local sparrow confirmed Monday it would give up flying in a heartbeat for one ride on a Lime scooter.

‘Vroom, vroom,’ but I can’t reach the handlebars. And even if I could, it’s not like I could hold on. Still, it doesn’t hurt to dream.” At press time, the sparrow was horrified after witnessing a Lime scooter rider drive smack into the side of a glass building.

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