Who doesn't love a good dad joke?
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.How do you organize a space party? You planet.What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
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